I think I might have posted about Juliet and Romeo before, but if not...

(Read in that semi-creepy / semi-goth gay voice they use in Disney's Haunted Mansion ride) 

What Devil's hand hath pushed this through the muck and grime of hell to be let loose among the mortals we despise?
What demon hath looked at a beautiful story told and repeated through the ages and beloved in all its iterations, only to say meh?
What demon looked at that story and said, "Hey, what if we add low-cut outfits, low-cost music, and dialogue at a 3rd grade reading level and wrap it up like it was almost a Disney movie?"

Give that demon a bonus.